1) Why does Bollywood nobody Sajid Khan appear on Headlines Today’s cricket special regarding the moolah set to be raked in by the Indian Premier League’s pool of players?
2) Why did Ashutosh Gowarikar select pretty boy Hrithik Roshan for King Akbar’s role in the film Akbar-Jodha?
3) Why are producers making films for Himesh Reshammiya? And more importantly, why are the names of his movies(Aap Ka Surroor, Karzz, A Love Iiisshtory) forcing us to stress our nasal capabilities, which he so expertises in?
4) Why has Shahrukh Khan’s interest in sports upscaled suddenly? (Hint: The IPL will be watched by millions of people around the country. SRK has a movie coming up soon. Pick up the pieces.)
5) Why has so-godly regular-cleavage-popping damsel Mallika Sherawat been cast as a friend of Jesus Christ in an upcoming Hollywood movie?
6) Why have such things forced me to become so retarded?