Mind-bogglers that you just can’t answer…..


Here’s a quiz you’d rather not take.

1) Why does Bollywood nobody Sajid Khan appear on Headlines Today’s cricket special regarding the moolah set to be raked in by the Indian Premier League’s pool of players?

2) Why did Ashutosh Gowarikar select pretty boy Hrithik Roshan for King Akbar’s role in the film Akbar-Jodha?

3) Why are producers making films for Himesh Reshammiya? And more importantly, why are the names of his movies(Aap Ka Surroor, Karzz, A Love Iiisshtory) forcing us to stress our nasal capabilities, which he so expertises in?

4) Why has Shahrukh Khan’s interest in sports upscaled suddenly? (Hint: The IPL will be watched by millions of people around the country. SRK has a movie coming up soon. Pick up the pieces.)

5) Why has so-godly regular-cleavage-popping damsel Mallika Sherawat been cast as a friend of Jesus Christ in an upcoming Hollywood movie?

6) Why have such things forced me to become so retarded?

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3 thoughts on “Mind-bogglers that you just can’t answer…..

  1. about why hritik was cast as akbar, i think he did a pretty well job there..
    but the 3rd question.. nobody can answr that… it only gives rise to more n more questions:
    – why does he have to sing?
    – and if that wasnt enuff, why act?
    – and if even thatss not enuf, why did aap ka suroor becum a hit!!!!??
    – finally, why is he even alive??!!

  2. on the hrithik question, the decision eventually has turned up on the director’s favour
    on the himesh one, well its high time he spares audience from another aap ka suroor
    as for the mallika one, i came to know of this here only!

  3. @ pranay
    I just felt hrithik is too glamorous for the role. Your questions regarding Himesh cannot be answered, even if given options.

    @ saheli
    Mallika has been cast as a sage in a movie.
    Himesh hasn’t gone. Just arrived. Well, on the movie front I mean.

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