[Mike check 1…2…3]
Thank you, dear bloggers. Thank you for showing faith in my dementia to consider me intellectual and lovely enough to be rewarded. I humbly accept whatever has been conferred upon me, with the deepest gratitude for one and all.
First of all, I’d like to thank Blogger.com for hosting me.
Secondly, I’d like to thank my clothes for bearing the real me, my shoes for walking me and food for feeding me.
Thirdly, I’d like to thank my family, friends, hot female admirers, Trailblazer-tattooed-on-their-back models, cool kids shouting their throats out over TCGH and me, exhaustive shoppers for official Trailblazer merchandise(including Trailblazer lipstick in 47 flavours honourably selected by BJP vice-president Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi and Trailblazer condoms in…err…a few flavours selected specifically by Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant).
Fourthly, I’d like to thank my well-wishers, deep well-wishers, well-wishers trying to force me into a deep well and other well-wishers from across the border.
Fifth, I’d like to thank ex-President George Bush, Lalu Yadav, Mayawatiji/Behenji, Arundhati Roy, General Kayani, related state/non-state organizations and the gun-trotting folks from Muridke.
Thank you for your love.
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