All-India Institute of Perverts


About Us
Founded in Mangalore, the All-India Institute of Perverts is a pioneer in promoting the erosion of all morals from within the human brain, and specializes in debauchery. The AIIP has been known to produce world-class debauchees who are well versed in being radical sensualists and masterful hooligans.

Admission
Aspirants for a seat in the AIIP require the following basic qualifications-
1) Age – No limits
2) Sex – Male (Females are allowed, on the criteria that they will have to be experts in wrestling against their own sex)
3) Know how to say Jai Sri Ram and Girls are like my sisters and make them appear completely genuine
4) Be fundamentalist
5) Detest Valentine’s Day (and hence detest red heart-shaped balloons, greeting cards and Archie’s Gallery)
6) At least 1 year experience in destruction of furniture and pub/club hoardings.

Courses
– Masters in Moral Policing
– Masters in Moral Policing (Extra subjects: HOW TO 1) Slap a woman, 2) Tangle her hair in an attempt to make her bald, 3) Hold a woman by her head with both hands and fling her hard onto the ground)

Apply Fast. Limited Seats. And don’t forget to bring along a saffron robe.

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17 thoughts on “All-India Institute of Perverts

  1. The AIIP has branches all over India!
    All you need is the fire in you. Jai Sri Ram! Sick but true…

  2. Dude , I think you missed one . You shouldn’t have a gf as well . What I think is that most of these buggers are emotionally/sexually frustrated , and decided to take it out on others on Valentines day , and other such occasions . Good one .

  3. Ditto with Vinodji !

    just dont understand how people keep applying for such roles.

    Don’t they reason things ??


  4. @AD
    Ha ha.

    @Vinod Sharma
    Yes

    @Kislay
    Exactly my point. It’s more to do with being a pervert than being religious.

    @Hitch Writer
    Yes

  5. Dude, Awesome. Few more observations.

    @Aspirants for a seat in the AIIP require the following basic qualifications-
    You must be a pervert morons
    You don’t have jobs
    Never had a relationship
    Never were loved
    Never were cared about
    Had a tough childhood is a Plus
    Never were shoiuld have been laid.

    @Benefits/Advantages:
    You can assert your false ego’s by doing this!!!
    You can become what we all detest, parasites to the society


  6. @Chirag
    Ha ha. That completes it.

    @Dewdrop
    Yes.

    @Mads
    Thanks. Placements guaranteed in Abhinav Bharat and Sri Ram Sene. The AIIP is also attempting to woo the MNS.

  7. OUCH!!!!!

    if those goon knew how to read, i hope least one of them would be ashamed!

    great work TB!

    cheers!

    abha

  8. Wow is is another perspective on the incident…a interesting one too!

    Like Abha said…if only the concerned people would read this 🙂

  9. Wow is is another perspective on the incident…a interesting one too!

    Like Abha said…if only the concerned people would read this 🙂

  10. Wow is is another perspective on the incident…a interesting one too!

    Like Abha said…if only the concerned people would read this 🙂

  11. Wow is is another perspective on the incident…a interesting one too!

    Like Abha said…if only the concerned people would read this 🙂

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